uncomfortable!!

Uncomfortable Survey:

-Longest relationship:
Rachelle back in high school. 6 long months.

-Shortest relationship:
ThePrincess. About 2 weeks.

-How many people have you broken up with?
2. One I lied to and spred her. The other I was truthtful and hurt her.

-How many times have you truly been in love?
I don't know if I have. I said I was in love with Rachelle in high school but I think it was more that young person lust that consumes you.

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
Just one: Rachelle. There was a drunk slut from Buffalo who told me she loved me after like 2 hours of making out in a dance club. I doubt she really meant it.

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
I can't say I had stupid thoughts of it. Recently being tricked into thinking it. But, in reality, I have a lot to get done before I settle down.

-Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
Yes.

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Twice I think. Seeing girls cry is the worst thing. Making them cry is worse than that.

-Have you ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
A few times, yeah. One time was a combo of heartache and falling off a tractor and ladning on my sprained wrist.

-Are you happy being single or in relationships?
Someone told me once, "Chris. You're just not made for holding on." I think she was right. For the time being...

-Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?
I have never cheated on someone I was commited to. I have, though, messed around with other people while in the first stage of dating someone.

-Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. Again: Rachelle.

-Worst relationship?
There's on that comes to mind that wasn't even a real relationship. So I'll go with Rachelle again. She messed up my perception of a lot of things in life and about myself that took me a while to figure back out.

-Have you ever broken someones heart?
A couple girls have told me I did. HeartBreaker forgave me. Not sure about the other ones.

-Do you talk to any of your exes?
No. I also live a very far distance away from where they all live. Well, I still talk to ToughChick but I don't really think of her as an ex.

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your exes, would you?
Ooo, good one. No, I honestly wouldn't. It would turn out the same way again. People don't change that much. They adapt, they lean a little to one side. We all just play parts. People who don't work one time are pretty much not meant to work.

-Do you think any of your exes feel the same way?
I don't know what any of them think about me. I wonder what a few think. But the others are so outside my realm of possibilities.

-What is your ideal boyfriend or girlfriend?
I wish I knew. Someone who leaves me a lot and hurts me apparently. I think I crave turmoil in relationships because it keeps things new and fresh?

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Not in a really outward way. I've dated people who did some fucked up shit or convinced me of things that weren't neccessarily true.

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Not in the least.

-Name your most memorable ex you have had:
JerseyGirl. I always liked talking to her. She never did anything bad to me. I just fucked it all up. So I still think of her fondly.

-Have you dated someone older than you?
Once.

-Younger?
2 or 3 others have been younger.

-What is one thing that all of your exes had in common?
Brunettes, Meditteranean, usually crazy, always funny.

-Who are the top two most attractive exes that you have dated?
#2 - ThePrincess. Don't know what it is about her but I was drawn to her physically.
#1 - don't worry about it.

-Have you ever cried yourself to sleep over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
no.

-When is the last time that you were in a relationship?
I have dated a few people over the past few years. Nothing long term.

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Not everyone. Including me.

-Believe in love at first sight?
No. Just strong attraction.

-Ever dated two people at once?
Once.

-Ever been given a promise ring?
No.

-Ever been given an Engagement ring?
No.

-Do you want to get married?
Not sure. Ask me again in 5 years.

-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
It bounces between, "I'm sorry," and "Fuck you," depending on the girl in question.
Specifically? Thanks for selling me out. Glad I helped you two get back together.

-Ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
Kind of. ThePrincess broke up with her boyfriend after cheating on him with me. I was the rebound guy for 2 weeks. But it's not like I actively stole anyone. Still fucked up on my part even still.

-Ever liked someone elses boyfriend or girlfriend?
Often.

-Do you believe in true love?
I don't believe in truth.

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
Does punch in the face feel as bad as IT sounds?